OH URSULA. Here's what she (or anyone else who asks) gets:
Calderon-Boot: Single. He laughs it off and explains that his job has always been the most important thing in his life.
Hightower: He won't answer, but seems deeply amused. He offers a wise quote on the importance of relationships. He is wearing a wedding band, though.
Vector: Unmarried, but has been seeing the same gentleman for ten years. Neither of them are particularly interested in tying the knot.
Merrill: Happily married with two children who are recent Gooseberry grads! Ursula (or whoever asks) is then shown photos of his son and daughter, and given a rundown of their hobbies and career goals.
Thorn: He just got married over the summer! He shows off his wedding photos.
Elmasry: Recently ended a long term relationship, and seems reticent to talk about it. He's very vague on the details.
Rhee: Teases Ursula about getting dragged into Merrill's silly games. She won't answer, though she isn't wearing a wedding band.
Poe: Married, but kept her last name and doesn't want to go by Mrs.
Oakes: Happily explains that he doesn't wear his wedding band in the shop because he lost the last one in an unfortunate artificing accident. Then he pulls a photo of his husband out of his wallet and it's.... MR. HIGHTOWER??? He looks incredibly pleased by the surprised reaction.
Whittle: LOL SHE'S LIVING THAT SINGLE LIFE but if any handsome Vulcans want to recruit her to Starfleet they can~~~
Lilywhite: Single and not worried about it. If anyone asks her during class, she takes a few points from their house.
Prospero: Has been courting an elderly lady elf named Ambrosia. They both lost their previous partners in years past, but are ready to find love again~
O'Hare: Married! Her young daughter is currently in Wampus house at Ilvermorny.
Acuña: Very deeply in love with her equally beautiful husband. They have no children.
Chettri: SO. EMBARRASSED. He stumbles and stammers over the question, but you get the impression he's definitely single.
Thrussell: A widow who's still deeply in love with her dear departed husband.
Covington: An eternal bachelor. He says something about how the only love he needs is the gentle wind against a field of barley.
Bloom: Has been married to the love of her life since she was 20! Oh my god, that photo she shows you is ancient. How old is Mrs. Bloom anyway???
Petrichor: Does not want to talk about it.
Mufferaw: HEAVY SIGH. He had a divorce some years back. It was the right decision, but it was hard on his kids. He then grumbles that he took this job to avoid talking about his ex-wife, and shoos them out of the infirmary.
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