OOC CHATTER POST #8

[goosemods]

You all deserve a new chatter post before your mods skip town.

Please put a subject line in your posts to help people sort through new conversations!

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Re: i have a cold and im dying in florida

[longcons]

i desperately need to know every characters' disney parents

Re: i have a cold and im dying in florida

[dinahdanger]

Dinah is the daughter of the pumpkin that gets turned into Cinderella's carriage

Re: i have a cold and im dying in florida

[godzillabutworse]

This is basically my favorite meme.

Re: i have a cold and im dying in florida

[longcons]

so youd better answer with all your characters

Re: i have a cold and im dying in florida

[godzillabutworse]

Nisha (& Zav) are the children of Timon and Pumbaa. Alternatively Nisha is the daughter of the Catepillar from Alice.
Lucas is totally the son of Mother Gothel, 90% because hair, 10% because she'd be perfect for producing my paranoid son.
Nia is hard because I am having a hard time thinking of someone garbage enough. Maybe Madam Mim. Or Nia can be a crossover character and be the daughter of Darla Dimple from Cats Don't Dance. Or maybe the sewer alligator from all dogs go to heaven. (Almost definitely the alligator)
Yancey is, lbr, like, Chad Charming's brother.
Dimi gets to be the son of Rapunzel and Eugene Fitzherbert exclusively bc if Dimi got tied to a chair his immediate and only reaction would ALSO be to flirt with his captor in an attempt to escape.
Takeru is the son of Sleepy.

Fuck i put way too much thought into this.

Re: i have a cold and im dying in florida

[odder]

I have read no other things more beautiful than this
Oh my god

Re: i have a cold and im dying in florida

[godzillabutworse]

Now YOU must follow suit

I'm ngl, I actually feel pride at realizing Mother Gothel for Lucas and it's embarrassing.

Re: i have a cold and im dying in florida

[odder]

I'm thinkiiiinggg

I was TOO DELIGHTED about Lucas and also Timon/Puumba Lewises

Re: i have a cold and im dying in florida

[longcons]

i absolutely adore this even though i don't know most of these characters

Re: i have a cold and im dying in florida

[godzillabutworse]

This is a great diversion thank you for making me do it

Re: i have a cold and im dying in florida

[longcons]

any time compadre

Re: i have a cold and im dying in florida

[beansontoast]

Your life makes me sad.

Re: i have a cold and im dying in florida

[longcons]

if it helps apparently i was really into the little mermaid when i was 4. i have no organic memory of this, but trust me when i say my family has never let me forget it

Re: i have a cold and im dying in florida

[beansontoast]

I feel like we should consider rabbiting actual disney movies instead of their shitty offspring for your benefit.

Re: i have a cold and im dying in florida

[longcons]

i................................. dont................................... want that

Re: i have a cold and im dying in florida

[beansontoast]

Did I ask what you wanted

Re: i have a cold and im dying in florida

[longcons]

no >:(

Re: i have a cold and im dying in florida

[dinahdanger]

That doesn't sound like torture

Re: i have a cold and im dying in florida

[beansontoast]

We could watch Mulan again

Re: i have a cold and im dying in florida

[odder]

Yes

Re: i have a cold and im dying in florida

[godzillabutworse]

Yes plz

Re: i have a cold and im dying in florida

[dinahdanger]

Riley is the daughter of Yzma and just as bad at evil plans.
Rosy is the daughter of the devil monster from Fantasia. Looks just like him too.
Jeffy is the son of Russell from UP! Alternatively the son of the old couple from Up! but that also makes me sad.
Dinah is from the never-released Disney classic, Goofy's Garbage Girl.
Austin is the useless son of, like, Bashful.

Re: i have a cold and im dying in florida

[godzillabutworse]

You gotta give me robin too, at least. Also Chernabog is a great dad.

Re: i have a cold and im dying in florida

[dinahdanger]

Robin is the son of Yandu and Madame Medusa from The Rescuers. He's a crossover baby who was never meant to be.

Re: i have a cold and im dying in florida

[godzillabutworse]

So perfect