VERITASERUM Pt. 2: CHARACTERS

[goosemods]

VERITASERUM MEME:
CHARACTERS

Oh no, your character has accidentally ingested Veritaserum! This powerful truth serum effectively forces the drinker to answer any questions put to them truthfully. This is probably bad news for even the most well-behaved teenager.

RULES

• Post your characters as individual comments, then wait for other people to ask questions! So people can find them more easily, please remember to put your character's name in the subject line.


• If you'd like to post a general question, go to THIS POST. Anyone can come along and answer these questions.


• Your character has to be honest to the best of their knowledge. They will answer with what they believe is the truth. They can also attempt to evade answering, as long as they don't lie.


• Please remember to keep questions PG-13. You can ask sex stuff, just don't get explicit.


• This meme is strictly non-canon. Nothing said in this post is part of game canon in any way. When we return to our regularly scheduled game, your character absolutely cannot reference anything revealed to them in this meme. If you do, the mods may have to tsk tsk you and ask you to take back the reference. No one wants that.

Comments

Re: Rosemary Stoker

[browbeats]

Yeah, yeah, I know you will.

Re: Rosemary Stoker

[threatens]

Why the shit is everyone so obsessed with you and Patterson?

Re: Rosemary Stoker

[browbeats]

Fiction has trained them to believe that the good-looking dude who knows buzzwords like "patriarchy" gets what he wants?

Re: Rosemary Stoker

[threatens]

Maybe he oughta practice what he preaches and let you choose your own fuckin choices.

[...] Does it bug you?

Re: Rosemary Stoker

[browbeats]

Approximately 8% of the time, I'm flattered. The other 92% of the time I'm alternately annoyed, exhausted, and perplexed.

Re: Rosemary Stoker

[threatens]

If he tries anything this year, I'll fuckin fight him.

Re: Rosemary Stoker

[browbeats]

This is the part where I'm supposed to say I don't want you to do that, think of all the things you have to lose, etc., etc., but I'm not really saying it with much feeling.

Re: Rosemary Stoker

[threatens]

I know. And what are they gonna do, expel me during senior year? Nah.

Re: Rosemary Stoker

[browbeats]

Yeah let's not get so cocky, you still have plenty to lose. I just don't hate passing the fighting off to you sometimes.

Re: Rosemary Stoker

[threatens]

Not like I think you can't handle yourself. It's just... my job, you know? Making sure anyone who hassles you knows I'd fight them.

Re: Rosemary Stoker

[browbeats]

It makes me feel like an asshole for saying it, but I like it when you punch someone for me. I'm not that good at diplomacy, I get so fucking fed up with everyone's stupid rhetorical dancing and trying to find clever loopholes for bullshit, and sometimes it just feels good to tag out and dare them to find a clever way around getting their face smashed in.