VERITASERUM Pt. 2: CHARACTERS

[goosemods]

VERITASERUM MEME:
CHARACTERS

Oh no, your character has accidentally ingested Veritaserum! This powerful truth serum effectively forces the drinker to answer any questions put to them truthfully. This is probably bad news for even the most well-behaved teenager.

RULES

• Post your characters as individual comments, then wait for other people to ask questions! So people can find them more easily, please remember to put your character's name in the subject line.


• If you'd like to post a general question, go to THIS POST. Anyone can come along and answer these questions.


• Your character has to be honest to the best of their knowledge. They will answer with what they believe is the truth. They can also attempt to evade answering, as long as they don't lie.


• Please remember to keep questions PG-13. You can ask sex stuff, just don't get explicit.


• This meme is strictly non-canon. Nothing said in this post is part of game canon in any way. When we return to our regularly scheduled game, your character absolutely cannot reference anything revealed to them in this meme. If you do, the mods may have to tsk tsk you and ask you to take back the reference. No one wants that.

Comments

Quentin Youngblood

[taxation_is_theft]

Re: Quentin Youngblood

[gonnabefamous]

How do you feel about the Star Wars prequels?

Quentin Youngblood

[taxation_is_theft]

If I had a time machine and could only go back once I'd go back to right before George Lucas decided to make the first Star Wars and punch him in the dick

Re: Quentin Youngblood

[gonnabefamous]

So you don't like them??

Quentin Youngblood

[taxation_is_theft]

Don't minimize my emotions, Carney.

Re: Quentin Youngblood

[gonnabefamous]

I didn't think y'all were allowed to have emotions or vaccines? Compound rules?

Re: Quentin Youngblood

[taxation_is_theft]

We ain't

they're conditional emotions

We're allowed to have emotions so long as those emotions shit on the emotions of somebody else

in this case, star wars.

And vaccines are a goddamn trick, don't let anybody tell you different

Re: Quentin Youngblood

[gonnabefamous]

You know that actually makes a lot of sense and explains a lot.

Re: Quentin Youngblood

[dinahdanger]

Can I have your pudding at lunch

Re: Quentin Youngblood

[taxation_is_theft]

What'll I get for it

Re: Quentin Youngblood

[dinahdanger]

I'm willing to offer you one signed drawing of YOU as a SUPERVILLAIN named The Archivist (also you have gills)

Re: Quentin Youngblood

[taxation_is_theft]

[...]

Ok I find this trade acceptable

You can have my pudding

Re: Quentin Youngblood

[dinahdanger]

BOOM, SCORE ONE FOR DINAH DANGER, on her way to being a MASTER NEGOTIATOR.

Re: Quentin Youngblood

[taxation_is_theft]

Don't get suspicious, kid

Re: Quentin Youngblood

[dinahdanger]

That sounds like a CHALLENGE, Mr. Archivist.

Re: Quentin Youngblood

[taxation_is_theft]

maybe it is

maybe it aint

Re: Quentin Youngblood

[sunsoutgunsout]

what the shit kinda dumbass vigilante locks a bro in a closet with like NO fuckin evidence???

Quentin Youngblood

[taxation_is_theft]

you looked suspicious as fuck

evidence enough

Re: Quentin Youngblood

[jumpcut]

Hi, I'm Paige Ripley! It's so nice to meet you!! 😀

Re: Quentin Youngblood

[taxation_is_theft]

you ain't gonna get me with that, fucko

Re: Quentin Youngblood

[jumpcut]

I am very confused right now!

Re: Quentin Youngblood

[taxation_is_theft]

keep your voice down

you can't go announcing shit like that all willy nilly the fucks the matter with you

Re: Quentin Youngblood

[jumpcut]

But I'm writing on paper...?

Re: Quentin Youngblood

[taxation_is_theft]

THAT MAKES IT EVEN WORSE