Disclaimer, this isn't about how much I like any of you, I'm just thinking of team dynamics. With that in mind.

Real Solomon will understand that if I choose one of Clem or Ulysses to live and not the other, they will both be insufferable, and no one needs that. So I have to say: I'd marry Clem. I'd sleep with Ulysses. I'd gently murder Hypothetical Solo.