Nate has chewing tobacco, and that might actually be the worst thing in that cabin. Nathaniel, you’re a prefect. He didn’t use the contrabags because what, no one told him about that. He just shoved like three cans in his pockets and went, “Uh, well, I guess maybe now’s a good enough time to cut back??” (I’m assuming the students themselves are not being searched?)
Riley accidentally destroyed all of hers. She had a couple bottles of Captain Morgan and some weed. The Captain Morgan went crashing to the ground when she dropped the box, the weed got vanished along with it. Riley, predictably enough, threw a fucking tantrum.
Rosy has no contraband, are you kidding me. She doesn’t even have junk food. When Kurt asked her about his birding guide she thought that was fucking precious, then thought she was being condescending by finding that precious, then thought that’s because she's mean and doesn’t belong in this adorable fluffy fish house, then thought that means she needs to protect all of them oh my god, how are you going to survive in the real world?? Rosy had a rollercoaster morning y'all.
Robin I honestly don’t know. He has cigarettes that he would have shoved in his pockets or the bags, I have no clue if he actually has more than one or two knives and at least one of them is a smaller folding knife (he bluffs so much you guys, and yet even he doesn’t realize he’s bluffing, it’s a real problem). He eats apples with it. But he would have shoved the bigger one in a bag and then kept the other one on him. Those glitter traps probably should have been disabled, though. Did…did you think of that, Robin? (I really really don’t know. Since I haven’t mentioned them in a while, we can maybe say they were disabled after the last time one went off and everyone was like, “youngblood we are seriously sick of your shit are you fucking kidding me, I LOOK LIKE AN AZURCREST WITH THIS MUCH GLITTER ON ME.”)
Jeffy is an innocent little lamb are you kidding me.
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Nate has chewing tobacco, and that might actually be the worst thing in that cabin. Nathaniel, you’re a prefect. He didn’t use the contrabags because what, no one told him about that. He just shoved like three cans in his pockets and went, “Uh, well, I guess maybe now’s a good enough time to cut back??” (I’m assuming the students themselves are not being searched?)
Riley accidentally destroyed all of hers. She had a couple bottles of Captain Morgan and some weed. The Captain Morgan went crashing to the ground when she dropped the box, the weed got vanished along with it. Riley, predictably enough, threw a fucking tantrum.
Rosy has no contraband, are you kidding me. She doesn’t even have junk food. When Kurt asked her about his birding guide she thought that was fucking precious, then thought she was being condescending by finding that precious, then thought that’s because she's mean and doesn’t belong in this adorable fluffy fish house, then thought that means she needs to protect all of them oh my god, how are you going to survive in the real world?? Rosy had a rollercoaster morning y'all.
Robin I honestly don’t know. He has cigarettes that he would have shoved in his pockets or the bags, I have no clue if he actually has more than one or two knives and at least one of them is a smaller folding knife (he bluffs so much you guys, and yet even he doesn’t realize he’s bluffing, it’s a real problem). He eats apples with it. But he would have shoved the bigger one in a bag and then kept the other one on him. Those glitter traps probably should have been disabled, though. Did…did you think of that, Robin? (I really really don’t know. Since I haven’t mentioned them in a while, we can maybe say they were disabled after the last time one went off and everyone was like, “youngblood we are seriously sick of your shit are you fucking kidding me, I LOOK LIKE AN AZURCREST WITH THIS MUCH GLITTER ON ME.”)
Jeffy is an innocent little lamb are you kidding me.