HELLO HI. My name is Alex! And I have five goddamn characters and now you have to listen to me talk about them. It won't be worth it.

Nathaniel Bird - (dis guy) - Ebonhide senior prefect and ONE OF CRICKET'S BESTEST BUDDIES. They dated for like a hot minute back in Ilvermorny, now she's just his mom along with Maggie. He's like super non-confrontational and awkward and quiet. He spends most of his time studying. I don't even know what actual interaction he will have with Uly because I never fucking play him he's BUSY STUDYING but there's 0% chance they don't know each other.

Riley Stamper - (rageahol) - Azurcrest junior cheerleader, sometimes ditz, sometimes mean girl, mostly just a loud, immature party girl. You will hate her. I hate her.

Rosemary Stoker - (rosmarinus) - Ribbonfin junior prefect, she's sarcastic and more of an asshole than your average fish. She is moooostly a no-nonsense prefect (when not in the company of her Bad Influences), so he might meet the back of her hand if she encounters any Acting Out.

Robin Youngblood - (hanshotfirst) - Coppertale senior conspiracy theorist. He is secretly Ulysses's cousin. Congratulations on your new baby 18-year-old cousin, dude, he's a handful. He spends a lot of time yelling about aliens and the apocalypse THE COMPOUND because he is from a survivalist compound in the hills and oh my god the more I type the more I just don't even know why I'm allowed to play this character. Most people know how to react to Robin because Robin is fucking ridiculous.

Jefferson Key - (magicnumber) - Azurcrest sophomore Quidditch Chaser. HE'S A RIVAL CHASER, YAY! Except Jeffy... is not a good rival, he just has FUN playing SPORTS. He wants to tell everyone they had a GREAT GAME!!! I imagine most of their interactions will be Quidditch-based.

OK THAT IS ALL OF THEM. I SWEAR TO GOD THAT'S WAY TOO MANY CHARACTERS.