Chris is trying SO hard to forget and replace Levi and every time Levi worms his way back in Chris completely drops his attempts because he really likes the attention. but rosy already punched him in the face levi, your place in chris's heart actually might be in jeopardy that's probably a definite lie

chris is gonna find a way to actually give levi some kind of pot edible dick for actual dicksmas, and actually say 'happy dicksmas' when he gives it to him. Just a beautiful dick brownie probably. this is the actual reason he doesn't suck at baking, you can't ask your mom to bake you an illegal brownie in the shape of a dick. she just won't understand that kind of request.