THE MEDDLER'S ALMANAC

[chryseis]

With the flood of new players (hi! yay!!), I thought it might be nice to have a concise place to talk about our character's relationships. The Winter Formal is coming up, you guys!!! Honestly, I just didn't wanna risk stepping on anybody's toes in my OOC attempt to fill people in or Cricket's IC attempt to relinquish her Queen Meddler Crown to Bae. I know we just did a Wanted Lines meme and we have lots of intros to sift through, so this can be very brief. Basically, just include what you think a student who reads the journals regularly/has working eyeballs would know about your character's relationships so far.

Character Name:
House and Year:
Sexuality: If you feel comfortable, let us know how a well-intentioned meddler might perceive your character's sexuality.
Bestest Buds: Who is your character always seen with? The best meddlers know not to throw wrenches in friend groups.
Notable Past Relationships: Has your character dated anyone casually or exclusively in the past?
Current Relationship Status: Are they single or spoken for?
The Messy Bits: Would it be obvious to an observant meddler that your character has a crush on their bestie? Or has your character engaged in public flirting and/or fighting on the journals? What's going on in the ol' Gooseberry rumor mill???
Anything Else: Optional. Is there anything else you want people to know?
A Cute GIF of Your Character: Optional. But we're honestly incorrigible, so.

<b>Character Name:</b> <b>House and Year:</b> <b>Sexuality:</b> If you feel comfortable, let us know how a well-intentioned meddler might perceive your character's sexuality. <b>Bestest Buds:</b> Who is your character always seen with? The best meddlers know not to throw wrenches in friend groups. <b>Notable Past Relationships:</b> Has your character dated anyone casually or exclusively in the past? <b>Current Relationship Status:</b> Are they single or spoken for? <b>The Messy Bits:</b> Would it be obvious to an observant meddler that your character has a crush on their bestie? Or has your character engaged in public flirting and/or fighting on the journals? What's going on in the ol' Gooseberry rumor mill??? <b>Anything Else:</b> Optional. Is there anything else you want people to know? <b>A Cute GIF of Your Character:</b> Optional. But we're honestly incorrigible, so.

Comments

[quinning]

OH MY GOD
I KNOW HAVANA NIGHTS
HAVANA NIGHTS GAVE ME MY BEST JOKE OF MY ENTIRE LIFE A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO

i get cramps laughing whenever i think about it because i'm a comedic genius

it's from a glorious, glorious group chat. here it is:



(i only knew about the movie because i love peter sagal but now i know i need to watch it for real no matter how terrible, THANK YOU)

[quinning]

uh YEAH I THINK THESE GIFS ARE SELLING IT P WELL

[guthriegazette]

Character Name: Asher Guthrie
House and Year: Senior Ribbonfin
Sexuality: Whatevs
Bestest Buds: Casper. Cricket. Ravi. His little bro Aiden.
Notable Past Relationships: He dated a bit his Freshman year but Sophomore year he started dating a Junior Ribbonfin named Seraphina who he was crazy into. They dated until this past summer when, after graduating, she dumped his assss. So now he's sad
Current Relationship Status: Single and totally not wanting to mingle but I don't care I'm putting him here anyways
The Messy Bits: Asher technically hasn't been super public about his break-up so it is maybe unclear if he is actually single or not. He just expertly avoids talking about it with people he's not close with, and even people he is close with he generally lalalas the conversation away. He got super crazy sappy with Avery thanks to Amortentia but now is just kind of weird at her because he feels guilty, sorry Avery
Anything Else: CRICKET HE DOESN'T WANT YOUR HELP but he loves you
A Cute GIF of Your Character:

Dancing Queen King

[lfmkarapst.insanejournal.com]

Character Name: Trixie Armstrong
House and Year: Coppertale Senior
Sexuality: Straight but evil sexual.
Bestest Buds: Robin, Chris, Laurel, Tess, Dom, Chloe, Frankie, and others that I clearly would have written here but I've forgotten.
Notable Past Relationships: Nope, or at least no one has claimed that. I'm not sure she would even know if she was dating someone.
Current Relationship Status: I don't think so but she might as well be married to Robin.
The Messy Bits: Everyone knows she's with Robin except for Trixie and Robin.
Anything Else: She's more interested in minions than boyfriends. Really.

[lfmkarapst.insanejournal.com]

Oh assume awaaaay.

Re: Hazel Keating

[lilwitchhazel]

Hazel really thinks this is the best course of action. How could boys not like you when you punch them in the face??

[quinning]

This comment is a legitimate game comment and not one of my OOC rambles!

If Leo and Raf are still together during Family Day and Ricardo drops by, Quinn will probably decide to finally get over her :/ feelings so she can take Leo aside for some VERY SERIOUS ANTI-RICARDO TRAINING.

[bambae]

um, in currently relationship status we both forgot that she and chris are actually betrothed and that should be notable.

Calvin Evercreech

[evercreep.insanejournal.com]

Character Name: Calvin Evercreep
House and Year: Ribbonfin Sophomore
Sexuality: Gay.
Bestest Buds: Ree primarily, and then Frankie, Essie. Cole and Micah are more and more likely to be seen with him, too.
Notable Past Relationships: None at Gooseberry. Super secretly he was kiiiiiind of romantically involved with his horrible bully roommate back at Hogwarts, but he more or less ran off to America to get away from him, so it obviously wasn't a good relationship.
Current Relationship Status: Single.
The Messy Bits: It's not very hard to tell he's kind of smitten with Ravi because he's Perfect and Unattainable. It's also obvious that Micah has a crush on Calvin. Meanwhile, Calvin tends to respond REALLY NEGATIVELY to attractive boys his age who could potentially be date material. He's so bad at handling guys, it's a mess. He's only recently able to spend time around Cole without getting irrationally annoyed by his HANDSOME FACE AND GENERALLY APPEALING QUALITIES or furious with Micah because HOW DARE YOU TRY TO FLIRT WITH ME YOU MUST BE MAKING FUN OF ME.
Anything Else: Nope.
A Cute GIF of Your Character: He's not his cute 99% of the time.

[lfmkarapst.insanejournal.com]

oh yeah we aren't good at this. Rosy and Robin will be really upset. Alex will have to work that out with herself.

[hisshiss]

[lfmkarapst.insanejournal.com]

THEY AREN'T TOGETHER OKAY? NEVER? JUST BFFS.

[browbeats]

that sounds too complicated fuck it

[evercreep.insanejournal.com]

.... I called him Calvin Evercreep and not Evercreech completely by accident. I'm so sorry Calvin, not even I treat you well.

[lfmkarapst.insanejournal.com]

I SORT OF FIGURED YOU'D SAY THAT.

[hisshiss]

i saw that and i was afraid that this comment was going to be you fixing that

[cheerpowers]

Consider it assumed. And she's looking forward to his cute gif. And winter formal invites ;)

Sylvester Stoker

[threatens]

Character Name: Sy Stoker
House and Year: Coppertale Junior
Sexuality: Perceived as straight but probably overcompensating for something. He's kissed dudes at parties and not particularly enjoyed it. (Surprise: he doesn't enjoy kissing girls all that much either.)
Bestest Buds: Rosy and Reid are literally it for Sy's trusted inner circle (Diego's close, as his pseudo-cousin), but he's protective of the Coppertale Quidditch team too.
Notable Past Relationships: Ahhh god this might change when I finally hit intros, but I know he's dated... Ursula de Luca when they were in middle school, and Laurel Templeton and Penny Vargas last year? None of his relationships have lasted very long or been allowed to get very serious before Sy sabotages it.
Current Relationship Status: Single
The Messy Bits: I mean, he always flirts around a lot. Lately he's really liked flirting with Clem Decourt but that's because she smashes his ego so bad and he's into it.
Anything Else: He's going to friend-marry a swan one day.
A Cute GIF of Your Character:

[lfmkarapst.insanejournal.com]

oh god i have to find a gif of his dumb face.

Re: Susana Velasquez

[isolate.insanejournal.com]

Yes, right!

Sylla Borgin

[sylla]

Character Name: Sybilla Borgin
House and Year: Ebonhide Junior
Sexuality: GOOD EFFING LUCK. She doesn't really know nor does she care. It's not really important.
Bestest Buds: Mostly Ebonhide junior girls, really.
Notable Past Relationships: LOOOOOL nope
Current Relationship Status: Bruh. This girl romanticizes Hades and Persephone. YEAH she'd be one of those tumblr girls.
The Messy Bits: I'm just trolling everyone at this point filling this out with Sylla.
Anything Else: I think it's common knowledge that she likes watching people get angry and lash out and fight (cough Sy cough) but honestly that's the only thing she lets on.
A Cute GIF of Your Character:

Re: Sweet Teamwork, Squad! ty!

[isolate.insanejournal.com]

this is literally the best post and bless you for making it

Re: Veronica Powers

[cyrano.insanejournal.com]

BAE FEELS VERY FORGOTTEN

Sylla Borgin

[threatens]

omg Sy loves Sylla, if they're ever on opposite teams in hockey, Sy is welcoming her to try knocking him to the ice

Re: Calvin Evercreech

[isolate.insanejournal.com]

I will call him nothing but Calvin Evercreep for the rest of both our lives