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hi guys
i guess i should intro this dude before i run off and eat things
(this is kay btw)





basically i've been thinking about how every time there's a new character i'm just like OH YEAH Z IS CALM AND SHE'LL GET ALONG WITH YOU and LAUREL IS LAUREL and i guess i just wanted to fling someone kinda difficult into the mix

list-form seems less imposing rn so here we go

- attended Ilvermorny as a Wampus; didn't get along with people at first but figured his shit out eventually, mostly out of spite. also calmed down a bit after he started gardening (it was soothing ok)

- from app: "arrogant, clever, judgmental, sensitive, rebellious, show-off, pretentious, insecure, loose cannon. Secret heart of gold, incredibly loyal, a little romantic. Wants to prove himself, also wants nothing to do with people." so basically he can kind of be a reckless, presumptuous asshole but once you've won him over he's surprisingly tolerable and fun and will be YOUR reckless, presumptuous asshole until the end of days

- skateboards! dreams of going pro. his first year at gooseberry he had a major accident just before arriving and ended up spending a few weeks drinking supplementary skelegro/other potions and going to magical physical therapy but OTHER THAN THAT HE'S TOTALLY ALREADY PRO (but is constantly scraping himself up doing stupid things and possessing zero self preservation)

- wants to be a poet! won't show anyone his writing! watches annoying pretentious films and pretends he knows what's going on! "this book is symbolic of the blah blah blah" ... should have taken wizard literature but thought he didn't "need" to (he is that kind of person)

- used to go by jonathan or jonny, is now going by WILDE thank you this is not a phase it is a legit adult choice (but jonny is still fine)

- ended the previous school year by getting in a serious fist fight with someone, which grounded him for the entire summer and now means his mom is being super annoying all the time about how well he's doing (any volunteers for whoever he fought with? their animosity can certainly continue)

- has an elder brother who he constantly feels inferior to, also an ebonhide (graduated several years ago)

- reserve keeper

- has a hedgehog who is nicer than he is (and can also do tricks!)

- archery club, dueling/fencing, outdoor exploration

- from chicago

:D


um the rest of his app is here, if you are so inclined.

friiiiiends?
people he doesn't get along wiiith?
exes?
etc