Name: Cassius Holcomb Age: 26 Occupation: Wizard lawyer. I was going to have him work in magical patents because boring boys deserve boring jobs, but after endgame, I think I'm gonna give him his dream job, which is scouring dry ass legal texts to find legal loopholes that spare his TERRIBLE FRIENDS from GOING TO PRISON. Helping the bad juniors skip their senior year of high school gave him a taste of power, lol. Residence: Los Angeles, CA. He never left the desert. Personal life: Single and still afraid of boys. He cohabitates with Todd and will be completely lost when Todd and Austin finally move past the hand-holding in public stage and just like, live together. For now, he and Todd share a studio apartment and eat a lot of ramen noodles because neither of them have adjusted to having a salary. He spends an inappropriate amount of his free time as a crow, but also hasn't told any of his new friends/coworkers that he's an Animagus, so that's probably weird for them. After Gooseberry closed: He co-founded the Ashford & Holcomb Accelerated School for bad kids who don't want to do shit. Cash looked up Ilvermorny's graduation requirements and drafted individualised education plans for all his friends that allowed the minimum amount of work possible via substitution of similarly named, but academically bullshit, wizard CC summer classes. His Ilvermorny diploma was mailed to him two weeks before his senior year was scheduled to start. After graduation: I'm assuming wizard college is kind of like college in the UK & Ireland, in that professional degrees take 6 years but you start straight out of high school instead of doing an unrelated bachelor's first. Anyway. Cash studied wizard law and graduated maxima cum laude. He was ineligible for a summa cum laude degree despite being at the top of his class because he got a B+ in his mandatory ethics course. It will enrage him until the day he dies. Now as an adult: Still actively bootstrapping himself up the ranks. Cash quickly gained a reputation for working late hours and knowing immediately when there's blood in the water. He'll be a junior partner by 30 and everyone hates him. His clientele are overwhelmingly ex-Gooseberry students and his record in court is very, very good. Are they happy?: Unfortunately, yes. Plot Here:LINK Anything else?: Archie, please call him. A cute gif:
Cash
Age: 26
Occupation: Wizard lawyer. I was going to have him work in magical patents because boring boys deserve boring jobs, but after endgame, I think I'm gonna give him his dream job, which is scouring dry ass legal texts to find legal loopholes that spare his TERRIBLE FRIENDS from GOING TO PRISON. Helping the bad juniors skip their senior year of high school gave him a taste of power, lol.
Residence: Los Angeles, CA. He never left the desert.
Personal life: Single and still afraid of boys. He cohabitates with Todd and will be completely lost when Todd and Austin finally move past the hand-holding in public stage and just like, live together. For now, he and Todd share a studio apartment and eat a lot of ramen noodles because neither of them have adjusted to having a salary. He spends an inappropriate amount of his free time as a crow, but also hasn't told any of his new friends/coworkers that he's an Animagus, so that's probably weird for them.
After Gooseberry closed: He co-founded the Ashford & Holcomb Accelerated School for bad kids who don't want to do shit. Cash looked up Ilvermorny's graduation requirements and drafted individualised education plans for all his friends that allowed the minimum amount of work possible via substitution of similarly named, but academically bullshit, wizard CC summer classes. His Ilvermorny diploma was mailed to him two weeks before his senior year was scheduled to start.
After graduation: I'm assuming wizard college is kind of like college in the UK & Ireland, in that professional degrees take 6 years but you start straight out of high school instead of doing an unrelated bachelor's first. Anyway. Cash studied wizard law and graduated maxima cum laude. He was ineligible for a summa cum laude degree despite being at the top of his class because he got a B+ in his mandatory ethics course. It will enrage him until the day he dies.
Now as an adult: Still actively bootstrapping himself up the ranks. Cash quickly gained a reputation for working late hours and knowing immediately when there's blood in the water. He'll be a junior partner by 30 and everyone hates him. His clientele are overwhelmingly ex-Gooseberry students and his record in court is very, very good.
Are they happy?: Unfortunately, yes.
Plot Here: LINK
Anything else?: Archie, please call him.
A cute gif: