GBHS: TNG

[novelling]

KIDS MEME

Whomst here has enjoyed a good kidfic in their time on this mortal plane?

THE MEME

• Name: Reid and Zav have a kid named Euclid, so anything goes.


• Parents: PROBS IMPORTANT INFO, HUH?


• House: Gooseberry, Hogwarts, or otherwise.


• Grad Year: It's 2015 in the game.


• Talents: Potions prodigy? Quidditch all star? Big time idiot?


• Who they take after more: Of their parents/immediate family.


• Favorite Aunt/Uncle: Honorary aunts/uncles count for sure.


• Concept Line: If you're extremely drunk like I currently am you can skip this one.


• Three Best and Worst Qualities: Just for a very basic personality outline!


• Gif: Just one! PBs not canon!

<ul style="list-style-type:circle; margin:0 3em"></raw-code> <li><b>Name:</b> Name here.</li> <li><b>Parents:</b> PROBS IMPORTANT INFO, HUH?</li> <li><b>House:</b> Gooseberry, Hogwarts, or otherwise.</li> <li><b>Grad Year:</b> It's 2015 in the game.</li> <li><b>Talents:</b> Talents here.</li> <li><b>Who they take after more:</b> Answer here.</li> <li><b>Favorite Aunt/Uncle:</b> Answer here.</li> <li><b>Concept Line:</b> Concept here.</li> <li><b>Three Best and Worst Qualities:</b> Six words here.</li> <li><b>Gif:</b> I don't need to give you image html, do I?</li> <raw-code></ul>

» Canon Children: For the kids your characters are probably going to have in the Prime Timeline.

» Just for Fun Kids: For ships who shouldn't/wouldn't have kids, crackships, and darkest timeline children. I'm also gonna post my headcanons for other people's ships here, and none of you have the power to stop me.

» OOC - Questions, comments, concerns! Because it's us.

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CANON KIDS

[novelling]

JUST FOR FUN KIDS

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OOC - QUESTIONS, COMMENTS, AND CONCERNS!

[novelling]

Re: OOC - QUESTIONS, COMMENTS, AND CONCERNS!

[wholegrain]

god im drunk

ok im just barely sober enough to tru this but.............fukc

Re: OOC - QUESTIONS, COMMENTS, AND CONCERNS!

[evercreep]

Bless u

Bonus Decourts

[neattrick]

• Name: Russell Holland Decourt, commonly called Rusty.
• Parents: Clem's brother! He started living with her during summers when he was 11.
• House: Ebonhide.
• Grad Year: 2032.
• Talents: Way more of an egghead than the rest of his family, who are all athletes and would-be aurors. Rusty's the kind of 8 year old who thinks it's cool to be a mathlete and reminds his parents to do the dishes. He was a prefect and the hermeticism TA.
• Who they take after more: He is an outlier nerd prep in a family of punk jocks.
• Favorite Aunt/Uncle: Where Clem was ostensibly a daddy's girl, Rusty was always a momma's boy.
• Concept Line: I'm drunk so he's an Aquarius ISFJ.
• Three Best and Worst Qualities: Smart, tenacious, enthusiastic. Shy, forgetful, overly sensitive.
• Gif: August Roads, w Glasses
  

• Name: Delphine Denver Decourt, despite protestations from virtually every family member. They called her Dede when she was little, but she goes by Del at Gooseberry.
• Parents: Clem's eventual sister, although she's been raising her since she was five. (As a side note, Clem's parents didn't die or anything. They just didn't complain when Clem offered to take the kids.)
• House: Coppertale.
• Grad Year: 2039.
• Talents: An aspiring auror, she excels in all her school subjects. Clem was a little disappointed both her siblings ended up being non-athletes, but Del was at least on cheer squad. She's also an animagus, and her animal form is a pine martin (Rusty's patronus is a domestic ferret, a little sweeter than his sisters' animal counterparts).
• Who they take after more: She takes after their mother.
• Favorite Aunt/Uncle: Clem introduced her to Leo exactly once when she wanted to ask some questions about being an auror and she might be in love with him. I bet she's also pretty fond of Aunt Rosy, though.
• Concept Line: Gemini ENFP.
• Three Best and Worst Qualities: Fast learner, ambitious, confident. Blunt, not detail-oriented, bad at asking for help.
• Gif: Lily Collins, who was proto-Clem's pb.
  

Re: OOC - QUESTIONS, COMMENTS, AND CONCERNS!

[neattrick]

hey? i did two and it was a struggle

and i fucked up

Re: OOC - QUESTIONS, COMMENTS, AND CONCERNS!

[sunsoutgunsout]

same

Re: Bonus Decourts

[wholegrain]

i love these children and rosy also steals del literally All The Time

Re: Bonus Decourts

[neattrick]

del learned all her best study habits and emotion repression techniques from rosy

Re: Bonus Decourts

[winterbottom]

THEY'RE SO CUTE
Leo is as proud of Del as if she was his Actual Niece and is gonna write a very good letter of recc for her one day

Re: Bonus Decourts

[readingrainbows]

#1 i love my son rusty, the only decourt who would ever hang out with me #2 "delphine denver decourt, despite protestations from virtually every family member" god this feels...................... so right

Re: Bonus Decourts

[neattrick]

willow: i really like "denver"
clementine: mother please

Re: OOC - QUESTIONS, COMMENTS, AND CONCERNS!

[sovain]

ahahahhahhahahahhahahahahahahahaha

Re: OOC - QUESTIONS, COMMENTS, AND CONCERNS!

[beansontoast]

I'll be back for this tomorrowww

Re: OOC - QUESTIONS, COMMENTS, AND CONCERNS!

[riledup]

hey I????????
I lied to u
I am fucked up c u 2mro

im very sorry i did this

[novelling]

As backstory, one time when we all got trashed we decided that Jade was gonna get adult adopted by the Kowalskis and Ari was going to change her name to Kowalski when they got married. I tried to tell Cam this one time but he made fun of me SO BAD after the first part that I never even GOT to the second part, which is more embarrassing.

• Name: Echo Kowalski.
• Parents: Jade & Ari.
• House: Azurcrest.
• Grad Year: This doesn't super matter since it's not canon. I figure they'd wait awhile so they might be younger than the rest of the GBHS sprats.
• Talents: Talking for three straight hours. Stacking polyhedral dice. Charms, if we've gotta talk about school.
• Who they take after more: They ended up with a Micah, somehow, but they love her anyway.
• Favorite Aunt/Uncle: Bash.
• Concept Line: Spiritual successor to the Junior Jays. Yes, all of them.
• Three Best and Worst Qualities: Optimistic, friendly, adventurous. Headstrong, careless, irreverent.
• Gif: You know what? Lyssee from All Night. She deserves it.
  

• Name: Luke Kowalski. They straight up stole Lucas's name and she's not even named after him. She's definitely named after Luke Skywalker. They could have just named her Leia, but they didn't, for sure.
• Parents: Jade & Ari.
• House: GOTH RIBBONFIN
• Grad Year: Same age as Echo. They're ""twins"".
• Talents: Artsy stuff. Physical magics like transfig and artificing.
• Who they take after more: Ari.
• Favorite Aunt/Uncle: I think she'd like Calvin and Micah for vastly different reasons.
• Concept Line: Overdramatic drama club nerd who's always just off-stage.
• Three Best and Worst Qualities: Probably the most reserved and taciturn of her siblings. Thinks she's the smartest person in the room no matter who's in the room. Wants to be famous artist. Possibly a sculptor?
• Gif: one of their kids was bound to be a dramatic goth
  

• Name: Rigby Kowalski.
• Parents: Jade & Ari.
• House: Ebonhide.
• Grad Year: Baby of the family. Ari absolutely dotes on this child.
• Talents: Appearing normal around adults. Drawing. Comprehensive knowledge of different ways you can die. Charms, herbology, DADA.
• Who they take after more: Jade.
• Favorite Aunt/Uncle: He loves all his weird relatives equally.
• Concept Line: Literally aspires to be a mortician, didn't even need to be pressured by his family.
• Three Best and Worst Qualities: Just a real weird kid. A little Archie-esque. Probably gets bullied but has two big sisters to beat people up for him.
• Gif: This kid's name is Lucas Jade Zumann, so I made up a kid for him to play.
  

Re: im very sorry i did this

[odder]

Too bad; they're all canon now, Jade would love each of these weird children with All of her Heart

Stokeriano Twins

[browbeats]

• Name: Ricardo "Squeaky" Stoker-Notoriano
• Parents: Rosy & Danny
• House: Coppertale, Ravenclaw, Thunderbird.
• Grad Year: 2036.
• Talents: Correcting people, using math to figure out how to efficiently stuff Nerds in their lockers, being the loudest person in the room. Can flawlessly impersonate his identical twin brother.
• Who they take after more: Danny, in all the worst possible ways.
• Favorite Aunt/Uncle: Clem.
• Concept Line: Total asshole who's too smart for his own good.
• Three Best and Worst Qualities: Smart, boisterous, confident. Talks over people, insensitive, argumentative.
• Gif: named him ricardo just for this gif
  

• Name: Antonio "Squirmy" Stoker-Notoriano
• Parents: Rosy & Danny
• House: Azurcrest, Gryffindor, Thunderbird.
• Grad Year: 2036.
• Talents: Strong, taking his shirt off, eating an entire sleeve of crackers in under a minute.
• Who they take after more: He's a Stoker fuckboy.
• Favorite Aunt/Uncle: Casey.
• Concept Line: Dumb twin would be kind of lovable if he wasn't also awful.
• Three Best and Worst Qualities: Confident, charismatic, protective. Vain, kind of dumb, easy to push around.
• Gif:
  

Re: OOC - QUESTIONS, COMMENTS, AND CONCERNS!

[threatens]

sy loves these boys

Re: OOC - QUESTIONS, COMMENTS, AND CONCERNS!

[browbeats]

take her awful children sy, put bad ideas in their heads

Re: OOC - QUESTIONS, COMMENTS, AND CONCERNS!

[readingrainbows]

i would die for these twins

Re: OOC - QUESTIONS, COMMENTS, AND CONCERNS!

[professionalcorpse]

i love all of these children??

Princely Quayles

[princeprincess]

• Name: Natalie "Nat" Quayle
• Parents: Kenzie & Ulysses
• House: Azurcrest, Wampus, Gryffindor
• Grad Year: I refuse to do any math.
• Talents: Beater, rebelling against her loving parents, doing all her schoolwork at the last minute, bemoaning how HARD it is to be her, condescending to people.
• Who they take after more: Mackenzie
• Favorite Aunt/Uncle: Natalie
• Concept Line: Rebel without a cause and a lot of money to throw around.
• Three Best and Worst Qualities: Clever, bold, fun. Abrasive, spoiled, judgmental.
• Gif:
  

• Name: Cressidus Quayle
• Parents: Kenzie & Ulysses!
• House: Ebonhide, Slytherin, Thunderbird
• Grad Year: Nope!!!
• Talents: Navel-gazing, staring at vistas and having a lot of thoughts and feelings about them, painting, piano, cute southernisms, looking pitiable, impressing wealthy family friends with what a good polite boy he is.
• Who they take after more: Ulysses
• Favorite Aunt/Uncle: Cricket
• Concept Line: Artsy snake gets mistaken for a sweetheart.
• Three Best and Worst Qualities: Hard-working, introspective, artistic. Manipulative, sensitive, pretentious.
• Gif:
  

• Name: Augustina Quayle
• Parents: Kenzie & Ulysses!
• House: Ebonhide, Hufflepuff, Horned Serpent
• Grad Year: No!!!!!!!!
• Talents: Alligator tears, getting her feelings hurt, reading people, getting her own way, finally inheriting naturally red hair, being an academic powerhouse is a point of pride, little girl with big ambitions.
• Who they take after more: ... Cricket.
• Favorite Aunt/Uncle: Cricket!
• Concept Line: High-strung drama princess doesn't let that get in the way of conquering the world.
• Three Best and Worst Qualities: Brilliant, sweet, perceptive. Emotional, dramatic, bratty.
• Gif:
  

Re: OOC - QUESTIONS, COMMENTS, AND CONCERNS!

[princeprincess]

I did not consult Cam so please add/change details to these garbage children as their fictional father.