I'm home! Which means Kurt has now figured out the kind of spider Cole is and a photo has been added to the post (thanks Ennis!) for anyone that's curious. But also, warning, I guess? If you're not a spider person, there's now a big ol' spider under the cut!

For reference, these spiders are about 2 inches without the legs (about 5 inches with the legs; they have LONG legs!) and bright yellow. So. Hopefully recognizable enough that Cole doesn't have to die. ♥ Up to you guys.