My sister is in Florida for the thanksgiving day parade and she just called me and two seconds into the call she had to stop talking so their band director could yell at them. And all I could hear was 'Do y'all realize that since we got here, we have not gone a day with a perfect roll call. It's not that difficult to follow directions, do we need to start using chaperones' and I laughed

But also, this sounds like a speech given to the sophomore class