DIEGO. Um, yeah, you really fucked up and Essie would definitely want to understand why. She certainly doesn't understand how much of her own behaviour exacerbates Diego's long established insecurities, but she obv does have some general idea of his relationship with Not-Ofelia Mom. (Who shares a similar 'bad' label with Essie's Dad, even though I doubt they have ever met.)

CALVIN. Essie is not so sure about that Levi thing, but as long as you don't start cooing about how cute Diego is, mission is still totally on. OMG the first time Essie has beer she is going to be SO CONFUSED about why everyone keeps drinking it because it's so gross omg. BUT IF BEER IS THE GATEWAY TO SENIOR BOYS, THEN SO BE IT. (She def begrudgingly missed the first Grotto party this year since it was DIEGO'S PARTY.)

REID. They take a magical bus for the fifty feet it takes to get to school. :( What about tattoos??