Edibles are awful and every time I've eaten one it's been awful

I once got lost during a Mardi Gras parade
Had to make chicken cordon bleu for my grandmother and got taken to see J Edgar (NOT a good movie to see while stoned)
The last time I even so much took a bite of a cookie (my brother didn't tell me it was an edible I THOUGHT HE WAS JUST GIVING ME A COOKIE first mistake) I had to sit and eat tacos with my parents and couldn't figure out the meat and locked myself in my room and watched Mad Men and got way too analytical about everything about it and wondered if I would ever feel normal again