What if ROGER DUBOIS, the lone good egg, the most unrebellious of rebels, the one dentist who doesn't recommend you try Trident Sugar Free gum—RAN AWAY TO WALES to escape his law-breakin' kin and, uh, didn't change his name because who needs to change their name when they're ALL THE WAY IN WALES but he didn't pass on the nefarious history of his family and so now his genes are BACK ON THIS CONTINENT and DOOMED TO REPEAT THE MISTAKES OF THEIR ANCESTORS!!!!